The Venue
Hyland Hills Golf Course
Sunday, October 4th, 2026
Casually manicured fairways, treacherous sand traps, and deep, unforgiving hazards await the elite field of the 2026 ITB Fall Invitational.
Designed to challenge both your patience and your wallet, this stunning course promises to host some of the most spectacular triple bogeys ever witnessed in modern sporting history.
The Trophy
A Priceless Gem, Envied by Few
Look at that lovely piece. Wouldn't you want your named etched in history for something you certainly didn't expect?
Registration
RSVP to Lucky to secure your spot. Final player count is due 10 days before the event. $65 includes cart, 9 holes, and driving range balls. Payable to the club on arrival.
Tournament Schedule
- 02:00 PM — Arrival / Registration / Warm Up
- 02:25 PM — Ceremonial Opening Slice into the Woods
- 02:30 PM — Tee Off
- 05:00 PM — Clubhouse : Awards and Snacks / Drinks
Official U.S.A.G. Rules
- A maximum of 4 breakfast balls allowed per tee box.
- If no one saw it land, it was a beautiful draw that bounced back to the fairway.
- Slamming of clubs is permitted, but please aim for your own golf bag.
- The scoring is based on golf's truest honor system: whatever you can write down with a straight face.
U Suck At Golf Association
"We don't expect you to make par. We don't even expect you to hit the ball on the first swing. But we expect you to look professional while doing it."
Proud Major Sponsor of the 2026 ITB Autumn Classic.